So I had my first facial ever today. And like my entire mum’s side of the family is at my place today. Did I mention I have a hard time around guests? anyway….it’s nice to see everyone….it’s super stressful too…..
uh uh….i dunno…..people….is scary…
…anyway…i’m stealing away for a bit….later a couple of my cousins and my sis and bro are planning on stealing away and going up on the roof to chill out while everyone sleeps or does whatever….
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all
I was hanging out with my cousin and sis and they’re all “Did baby doll manage to find those shoes he was looking for?” “is baby doll home?” “baby doll has work today” “baby doll dropped me off this morning” “baby doll is very high maintenance”
and the whole time i was thinking “Who the fuck is baby doll?”
and then i was chilling with my cousin in the living room and my brother passes by outside and my cousin goes “hey baby doll did you find those shoes?”
and he’s like “oh yeah i did.”
And i’m like “what what? my brother is baby doll?”
…..so apparently they’ve been calling him that and he doesn’t like it but he’s so done arguing that he just accepts it now…and he’s baby doll apparently…wtf?!
whenever i try and learn something new
- me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
- me: it is because I am a failure
- me: everything I touch dies